Name:                  Teo Totolici
from:                     Deep Europe
is a:                         Useless Polymath

wears: GIBRALTAR

Teo's story :

"King Arthur:    The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

Dennis:     [interrupting]    Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.   Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony  [..]  you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you  [..]  if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."

Monty Python