Name:    Boris FancyPants and his Mom, Joanna
From:      Swanky Hollywood
Is a:           A gentleman of leisure

He wears:    Luxor

Boris' Story:

"It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it."

"If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are.

Style. That's what people remember."

Terry Pratchett